Hokkien style

After reading a person's lenghty detailed blog of his/her day, in like short phrases ,I though it was not so exciting but felt I could do something similar but funny in hokkien style

Wa Kun Che
Wa Se Bin
Ma Kio Wa
Wa Chut Ki
Wa Ki cHIAK
Wa chiak pa
Wa pang Sai

Ku lai chu

Ka ee Che
Kua po chua
Sio ai kun
Pa to tia
Ki pang sai

HoKKIen SAI!!!!!

Wa kua hi
Kua ha mik
kua hi la
kua tau sien
ki pang sai

Ma kio wa
Chut Ki Chiak
Chiak Ha mIk
Chiak Lok lok
Lok lok liaw
Ki pang sai

Pa teng lai
pe pe chiak
chiak pa liaw
ki cha mee chiak liaw mee
ki chiak mee
chiak mee gok??
tu si la
ha mik mi
o cho mee
chiak ane pa
mai sio la
bo sai pang
ki pang jio.


Haha ahaha hahah ahahah hahah.....XP